Brad Pitt - Revision history

Jeanne Morningstar v3 at 17:17, 27 February 2022

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‎Powers and Abilities

Ununnilium at 04:49, 24 July 2021

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Ununnilium at 05:28, 1 August 2019

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{{Herobox|name = Brad Pitt|faction = Oscar-nominated actor|creator = Jane Etta (née Hillhouse), William Alvin Pitt, and [[RACCCon 2012]]|extra = He starred in the ''[[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]]'' special.|alter = N/A|alias = Louis de Pointe du Lac, Tyler Durden, Ben Rickert...|primary = None|status = Married to Angelina Jolie; member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]]|usability = Free For Use}}

== History ==

Brad Pitt was just your normal everyday well-paid Hollywood actor until he had a hideous experience in a graveyard (actually part of the set for ''Interview With the Vampire'') and they stole his razor. He was cursed with a perpetual five o'clock shadow that can never grow longer or shorter, and a burning need to put on a trenchcoat and fight occult crime.

Around the Fourth of July, 2012, he sought out opthamologist Doctor Thelma Annlouise as dead cats wearing glasses started showing up across the city. But then the mysterious Evil Brad Pitt showed up, and was joined by Lazy Brad Pitt, Stuck in Traffic Brad Pitt, and a cascade of quantum duplicates, each with their own individual worldview...

The Brad Pitts settled down in a place that I'm not going to specify because you all need to go read ''[[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]]''. But Amnesiac Brad Pitt, due to said amnesia, went a-wandering. He met [[Kristen Stewart]] and got pulled into the schemes of [[WikiCide]] – schemes that linked into the perfidy of Evil Scientific Mastermind Brad Pitt and Shadowy Political Manipulator Brad Pitt!

== Personality ==

Quite a few of them, it turns out.

== Powers and Abilities ==

As a member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]], Brad Pitt has lots and lots of vague mystical knowledge. He also has blinding speed and agility, enough to catch bullets – a necessity if you're going to date Angelina Jolie.

== Appearance ==

Like unto a thing of Brad Pitt.

== Appearances ==

* [[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]] Special
* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #55: Satan Wants His Spine Back!
* [[WikiLull]] #9-11, 13

[[Category:Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]]
[[Category:Real World Minus One Natives]]

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	== History ==		== History ==

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 == Powers and Abilities ==
-As a member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]], Brad Pitt has lots and lots of vague mystical knowledge. He also has blinding speed and agility, enough to catch bullets &ndash; a necessity if you're going to date Angelina Jolie.
+As a member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]], Brad Pitt has lots and lots of vague mystical knowledge. He also has blinding speed and agility, enough to catch bullets &ndash; a necessity if you're going to date [[Gren.del's Mother|Angelina Jolie]].
 == Appearance ==

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−	[[Category:Real ~~World~~ Minus One Natives]]	+	[[Category:Real Life Minus One Natives]]

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−	{{Herobox\|name = Brad Pitt\|faction = Oscar-nominated actor\|creator = Jane Etta (née Hillhouse), William Alvin Pitt, and [[RACCCon ~~2012~~]]\|extra = He starred in the ''[[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]]'' special.\|alter = N/A\|alias = Louis de Pointe du Lac, Tyler Durden, Ben Rickert...\|primary = None\|status = Married to Angelina Jolie; member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]]\|usability = Free For Use}}	+	{{Herobox\|name = Brad Pitt\|faction = Oscar-nominated actor\|creator = Jane Etta (née Hillhouse), William Alvin Pitt, and [[RACCCon]] 2012\|extra = He starred in the ''[[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]]'' special.\|alter = N/A\|alias = Louis de Pointe du Lac, Tyler Durden, Ben Rickert...\|primary = None\|status = Married to Angelina Jolie; member of the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]]\|usability = Free For Use}}

	== History ==		== History ==

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 == Appearances ==
- * [[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]] Special
+* [[Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?]] Special
- * [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #55: Satan Wants His Spine Back!
+* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #55: Satan Wants His Spine Back!
- * [[WikiLull]] #9-11, 13
+* [[WikiLull]] #9-11, 13
 [[Category:Net.Trenchcoat Brigade]]
 [[Category:Real World Minus One Natives]]