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The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the '''Hall of Lost Heroes'''.

It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.

Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them - though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...

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== The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

[[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'')
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Golden fleece

[[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'')
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Bonsai tree

[[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'')
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Bottle of Beano

[[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0)
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Golden bone

[[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'')
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Pair of earplugs

[[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48)
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: A spare domino mask

[[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36)
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance

[[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1)
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line

[[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'')
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil

[[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1)
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Bed sheet

[[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7)
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher

[[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13)
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud

== The Flame Wars IV Memorial ==

Many heroes were lost in ''[[Flame Wars IV]]'', and they were memorialized in a group statue. They were:

[[Chinese Guy]]
* Keepsake: Australian passport

[[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]]
* Keepsake: Udder cozy

[[Girl/Boy]]
* Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol

[[Captain Redundant]]
* Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue

[[Constipated Boy]]
* Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle

[[Floating Head Boy]]
* Keepsake: Puppet head

[[Zowie!!!Boy]]
* Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker

[[Subplot Lad]]
* Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus

[[Toilet Humor Man]]
* Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle

== Post-Flame Wars IV ==

[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4)
* Statue: Yes
* Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life

[[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3)
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette

[[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'')
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Four severed fingers

[[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120)
* Statue: No
* Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings

[[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2)
* Statue: Yes
* Plaque reads:
: o restless woodchuck
: you could chuck wood, you could, you...!
: hibernate, dear friend
* Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush

[[Category Places]]

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 Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them &ndash; though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
-Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on her powers around the Hall.
+Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on the power of the statues in the Hall.
 == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

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 Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them &ndash; though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
-Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on her powers around the Hall.
+Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on her powers around the Hall.
 == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

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 Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them &ndash; though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
-Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there.
+Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on her powers around the Hall.
 == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

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 Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them &ndash; though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
-Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since.
+Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there.
 == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

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		+	Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since.

	== The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==		== The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==

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 [[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2)
 * Statue: Yes
-* Plaque reads:
+* Plaque [[Haiku Gorilla|reads]]:
 : o restless woodchuck
 : you could chuck wood, you could, you...!

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 == Post-Flame Wars IV ==
-[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4)
+[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4)
 * Statue: Yes
 * Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life

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-The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen.  The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the '''Hall of Lost Heroes'''.
+The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the '''Hall of Lost Heroes'''.
-It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls.  Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell.  Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.
+It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell.  Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.
-Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them - though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
+Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them &ndash; though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
 == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV ==
 [[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'')
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Golden fleece
+* Keepsake: Golden fleece
 [[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'')
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Bonsai tree
+* Keepsake: Bonsai tree
 [[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'')
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Bottle of Beano
+* Keepsake: Bottle of Beano
 [[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0)
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Golden bone
+* Keepsake: Golden bone
 [[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'')
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Pair of earplugs
+* Keepsake: Pair of earplugs
 [[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48)
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: A spare domino mask
+* Keepsake: A spare domino mask
 [[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36)
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance
+* Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance
 [[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1)
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line
+* Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line
 [[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'')
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil
+* Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil
 [[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1)
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Bed sheet
+* Keepsake: Bed sheet
 [[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7)
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher
+* Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher
 [[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13)
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud
+* Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud
 == The Flame Wars IV Memorial ==
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 [[Chinese Guy]]
- * Keepsake: Australian passport
+* Keepsake: Australian passport
 [[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]]
- * Keepsake: Udder cozy
+* Keepsake: Udder cozy
 [[Girl/Boy]]
- * Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol
+* Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol
 [[Captain Redundant]]
- * Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue
+* Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue
 [[Constipated Boy]]
- * Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle
+* Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle
 [[Floating Head Boy]]
- * Keepsake: Puppet head
+* Keepsake: Puppet head
 [[Zowie!!!Boy]]
- * Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker
+* Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker
 [[Subplot Lad]]
- * Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus
+* Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus
 [[Toilet Humor Man]]
- * Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle
+* Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle
 == Post-Flame Wars IV ==
 [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4)
- * Statue: Yes
+* Statue: Yes
- * Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life
+* Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life
 [[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3)
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette
+* Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette
 [[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'')
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Four severed fingers
+* Keepsake: Four severed fingers
 [[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120)
- * Statue: No
+* Statue: No
- * Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings
+* Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings
 [[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2)