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== History ==

Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the abduction by aliens of his parents when he was five, just outside of A Town You've Probably Never Heard Of, [[Io.wa]]. During his teen years, his mutant powers of dull awoke, and when he turned 18, he enrolled in [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]] and joined the [[Legion of Net.Heroes]].

For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.) Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad, but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].

Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character. Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]]. He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.

In meta-continuity, he was originally one of the [[gif.clone]]s of [[Sig.Lad]] that were created by [[Acton Lord]], with an independent origin retconned in later.

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== Personality ==

Very dull; speaks in a monotone. Nevertheless, does to some extent feel the full spectrum of emotions; according to [[W.I.L.B.U.R.]], when he gets angry, his monotone starts sounding less like Mr. Spock and more like Rorschach.

Secular humanist.

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== Powers and Abilities ==

Originally, mutant powers of limp asparagus: psionically-based [[Drama]] dampening field and ability to loosen skin to absorb impacts. Has learned to extend his powers to sensing drama. Later gained super-strength via extradimensional energies.

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== Appearance ==

1.7 meters tall, weighs 65 kilograms. Grey eyes, short hair-coloured hair. Pale green and olive spandex costume, with a half mask. Has an 'LA' and a stylised asparagus stalk on his left breast.

In ''[[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]]'' #17, L-ALad was Liefeldised by [[RobGoblin]] and currently has a grotesquely enhanced musculature.

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== Relationships ==

Cousin of [[Retcon Lad]], godson of Emily and Henry Dale, biological son of Barbara and Jozef Asimov, fiance of [[Senses Lass]].

Alternate-universe duplicates include [[Lipid-Artery Lad]], [[Lean-Apples Lad]], and the Limp-Asparagus Lad of [[Looniverse-B]].

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== Appearances ==

* '''First Appearance:''' [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #2
* [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #3
* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] #1-13, 17-39, 41-44, 46-58, Annual #1, Special #3
* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] Volume 2 #0
* [[Kid Kiwi's Kommandos]] #5
* [[Kid Mysticism]] #18
* [[Bot Boy]] #1
* [[Carols by Candlelight Special]]
* [[Lurker Lad (series)|Lurker Lad]] #5, 6
* [[Web of Mainstream Man]] #2
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #41 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Episode 6)
* [[War Without Worlds]] #1, 3
* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #31
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #505-506 ([[Dead Presidents]] Parts 3 and 4)

[[Category Classic LNH Members]]
[[Category Mutants]]
[[Category Richard Franklins]]

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 Cousin of [[Retcon Lad]], godson of Emily and Henry Dale, biological son of Barbara and Jozef Asimov, fiance of [[Senses Lass]].
-Alternate-universe duplicates include [[Lipid-Artery Lad]], [[Lean-Apples Lad]], and the Limp-Asparagus Lad of [[Looniverse-B]]. [[Limp-Asparagus Lass]], the latter's daughter, considers him her uncle.
+Alternate-universe counterparts include [[Lipid-Artery Lad]] of the [[Oddball Legion]], [[Lean-Apples Lad]] of [[Earth-Irritation]], and the Limp-Asparagus Lad of [[Looniverse-B]]. [[Limp-Asparagus Lass]], the latter's daughter, considers him her uncle.
 == Appearances ==

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 Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the abduction by aliens of his parents when he was five, just outside of A Town You've Probably Never Heard Of, [[Io.wa]].  During his teen years, his mutant powers of dull awoke, and when he turned 18, he enrolled in [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]] and joined the Legion of Net.Heroes.
-For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil '''Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad''', but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].
+For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift!]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil '''Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad''', but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].
 Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character.  Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]].  He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master! (Classic)|Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.

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 For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil '''Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad''', but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].
-Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character.  Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]].  He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.
+Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character.  Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]].  He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master! (Classic)|Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.
 In meta-continuity, he was originally one of the [[GIF.clone]]s of [[Sig.Lad]] that were created by [[Acton Lord]], with an independent origin retconned in later.

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 == History ==
-Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the abduction by aliens of his parents when he was five, just outside of A Town You've Probably Never Heard Of, [[Io.wa]].  During his teen years, his mutant powers of dull awoke, and when he turned 18, he enrolled in [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]] and joined the [[Legion of Net.Heroes]].
+Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the abduction by aliens of his parents when he was five, just outside of A Town You've Probably Never Heard Of, [[Io.wa]].  During his teen years, his mutant powers of dull awoke, and when he turned 18, he enrolled in [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]] and joined the Legion of Net.Heroes.
 For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil '''Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad''', but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].

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 * [[Carols by Candlelight Special]]
 * [[Lurker Lad (series)|Lurker Lad]] #5, 6
 * [[Web of Mainstream Man]] #2
 * [[LNH Comics Presents]] #41 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Episode 6)

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 Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character.  Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]].  He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.
-In meta-continuity, he was originally one of the [[gif.clone]]s of [[Sig.Lad]] that were created by [[Acton Lord]], with an independent origin retconned in later.
+In meta-continuity, he was originally one of the [[GIF.clone]]s of [[Sig.Lad]] that were created by [[Acton Lord]], with an independent origin retconned in later.
 == Personality ==

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+{{Herobox|name = Limp-Asparagus Lad|faction = net.hero|creator = [[Mystic Mongoose]] and [[wReam]]|extra = |alter = Joshua Daniel Asimov|alias = Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad, Bloodthyrst|primary = [[Saxon Brenton]]|status = Member of LNH; former operative of [[W.I.R.E.D.]]; student at [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]]|usability = Usable With Permission}}
 == History ==
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 Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the abduction by aliens of his parents when he was five, just outside of A Town You've Probably Never Heard Of, [[Io.wa]].  During his teen years, his mutant powers of dull awoke, and when he turned 18, he enrolled in [[Dave Thomas Deluxe University]] and joined the [[Legion of Net.Heroes]].
-For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad, but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].
+For a long time, he acted as an example in the FAQ of a [[Writer Character]], though he had no Writer of his own. (It has been speculated that he was, by default, the only WC active during ''[[Looniverse Adrift]]''.)  Seeking to improve his profile, he fell afoul of a plan by [[W.I.R.E.D.]] (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the evil '''Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad''', but was rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Jr.]] and deprogrammed by [[Special Bonding Boy]].
 Shortly thereafter, he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character.  Around then, his cousin [[Retcon Lad|Joe]] retconned himself into the Looniverse from [[rec.arts.comics.xbooks]].  He turned Bob Melwizcht from a life of crime as [[Exclamation!Master!]], but he died and returned, becoming Limp-Asparagus Lad's arch-nemesis.
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 In meta-continuity, he was originally one of the [[gif.clone]]s of [[Sig.Lad]] that were created by [[Acton Lord]], with an independent origin retconned in later.
 == Personality ==
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 Secular humanist.
 == Powers and Abilities ==
 Originally, mutant powers of limp asparagus: psionically-based [[Drama]] dampening field and ability to loosen skin to absorb impacts. Has learned to extend his powers to sensing drama. Later gained super-strength via extradimensional energies.
 == Appearance ==
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 In ''[[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]]'' #17, L-ALad was Liefeldised by [[RobGoblin]] and currently has a grotesquely enhanced musculature.
 == Relationships ==
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 Alternate-universe duplicates include [[Lipid-Artery Lad]], [[Lean-Apples Lad]], and the Limp-Asparagus Lad of [[Looniverse-B]].
 == Appearances ==
- * '''First Appearance:''' [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #2
+* '''First Appearance:''' [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #2
- * [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #3
+* [[Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Junior]] #3
- * [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] #1-13, 17-39, 41-44, 46-58, Annual #1, Special #3
+* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] #1-13, 17-39, 41-44, 46-58, Annual #1, Special #3
- * [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] Volume 2 #0
+* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] Volume 2 #0
- * [[Kid Kiwi's Kommandos]] #5
+* [[Kid Kiwi's Kommandos]] #5
- * [[Kid Mysticism]] #18
+* [[Kid Mysticism]] #18
- * [[Bot Boy]] #1
+* [[Bot Boy]] #1
- * [[Carols by Candlelight Special]]
+* [[Carols by Candlelight Special]]
- * [[Lurker Lad (series)|Lurker Lad]] #5, 6
+* [[Lurker Lad (series)|Lurker Lad]] #5, 6
- * [[Web of Mainstream Man]] #2
+* [[Web of Mainstream Man]] #2
- * [[LNH Comics Presents]] #41 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Episode 6)
+* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #41 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Episode 6)
- * [[War Without Worlds]] #1, 3
+* [[War Without Worlds]] #1, 3
- * [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #31
+* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #31
- * [[LNH Comics Presents]] #505-506 ([[Dead Presidents]] Parts 3 and 4)
+* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #505-506 ([[Dead Presidents]] Parts 3 and 4)
-[[Category Classic LNH Members]]
+[[Category:Classic LNH Members]]
-[[Category Mutants]]
+[[Category:Mutants]]
-[[Category Richard Franklins]]
+[[Category:Richard Franklins]]