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{{Herobox|name = The Cheapest Skate|faction = net.hero|creator = [[Arthur Spitzer]]|extra = |alter = Unknown|alias = None|primary = Arthur Spitzer|status = Member of the [[Before God Guys]]|usability = Usable Without Permission}}

== History ==

Older than [[God (Y)|God]] – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.

He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], saving [[The Wrinkly Old Bag]] from a banjo-possessed God. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.

== Personality ==

Even though he has saved over a zillion dollars in his very long existence, he's too cheap to spend any of it.

== Powers and Abilities ==

This miser has a super-fast roller skate that goes up to the speed of light. But he only has one – he was too cheap to buy a second.

== Appearance ==

A very old man.

== Appearances ==

* '''First Appearance:''' [[The Daily Super Short-Short Story]] #10
* [[Teen Fascists (series)|Teen Fascists]] #4

[[Category:Before God Guys]]
[[Category:Characters Created by Arthur Spitzer]]

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