Ununnilium at 04:26, 20 January 2019

2019-01-20T04:26:04Z

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{{Herobox|name = The Perpetual Virgin|faction = net.hero|creator = [[Arthur Spitzer]]|extra = |alter = Unknown|alias = None|primary = Arthur Spitzer|status = Member of the [[Before God Guys]]|usability = Usable Without Permission}}

== History ==

Older than [[God (LNHY)|God]] – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.

He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for [[The Wrinkly Old Bag]] and [[Geezer Gorilla]] to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.

== Personality ==

Heroic.

== Powers and Abilities ==

He wears mystical underwear that prevents him from aging, makes him invulnerable to harm, and gives him incredible powers, including flight, super-strength, and invulnerability. Unfortunately, the underwear is unremovable, so he's never gotten laid.

== Appearance ==

A surprisingly young-looking guy in super-underwear (and other clothing, one would presume).

== Appearances ==

* '''First Appearance:''' [[The Daily Super Short-Short Story]] #10
* [[Teen Fascists (series)|Teen Fascists]] #4

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 == History ==
-Older than [[God (LNHY)|God]] &ndash; literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
+Older than [[God (Y)|God]] &ndash; literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
 He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for [[The Wrinkly Old Bag]] and [[Geezer Gorilla]] to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.

The Perpetual Virgin - Revision history

Ununnilium at 04:26, 20 January 2019

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