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{{Herobox|name = The Wrinkly Old Bag|faction = net.hero|creator = [[Arthur Spitzer]]|extra = |alter = Unknown|alias = None|primary = Arthur Spitzer|status = Member of the [[Before God Guys]]|usability = Usable Without Permission}}

== History ==

Older than [[God (Y)|God]] – literally; she helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.

She participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], pulling the Anti-Banjo out of her bag in order to cure God of Hee Haw Disease and wrinkling the soundwaves of his divine banjo-playing. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.

== Personality ==

Heroic.

== Powers and Abilities ==

Has a wrinkly old bag that she can use to cause wrinkles in time and space. She also likes to hit people with it. And let me tell you. It really hurts.

== Appearance ==

A very, very wrinkly old lady.

== Appearances ==

* '''First Appearance:''' [[The Daily Super Short-Short Story]] #10
* [[Teen Fascists (series)|Teen Fascists]] #4

[[Category:Before God Guys]]
[[Category:Characters Created by Arthur Spitzer]]

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