Banjo Dueling Kangaroos

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The Banjo Dueling Kangaroos is a pair of chaotic kangaroos created by Arthur Spitzer.
Alter Ego: Ben and Joe
Aliases: N/A
Primary Writer: None
Status: At large
Usability: Usable Without Permission


It is not known when the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos came to Planet T-Bone. They do not seem to have existed in the Garden of Party Time, but from the far future, using stolen cosmic might, managed to infect God Himself with Hee-Haw disease, thus kicking off the never-posted Secret Cosmic Crisis Banjo Wars.

In the present day, they have messed with the seriousness of the Deadly Serious Squad, and caused trouble that only Exclamation!Master! could stop.


They are the enemies of the ideals of Fine Art and Great Literature, blowing apart stories that attempt to be serious with their silliness and banjo duels.

Powers and Abilities

They've got banjos, and they know how to use them.

The Banjo Dueling Kangaroos are beings of sheer Weirdness, and witnessing their banjo duels can be too much for unprepared minds. Said duels are often experienced as something like a frenetic music video, with lots of pyrotechnics and explosions.


A pair of kangaroos wearing straw hats and nothing else.

They can speak human languages, but rarely choose to do so. When they do, it is with bad Southern accents.