Before God Guys
Before there was Superman! Before the Roman Empire! Before the dinosaurs! Before Jesse Helms! Before God created the Universe! Before God was even born! They were there! Fighting the Good Fight! Saving non-existence from itself! And even back then – they were really, really old!
The Before God Guys are a team of heroes who have been operating for a very long time. Apparently, God was left as a foundling on their doorstep (see The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10) and they raised him. Their nemeses include death, taxes, and the Before Satan Guy.