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{{Herobox|name = LAN.os|faction = cosmic net.villain|creator = [[Jeanne Morningstar]]|extra = |alter = N/A|alias = None|primary = None|status = Allied with the [[Crossover Queen]], currently in custody|usability = Free For Use}}

== History ==

Centuries ago, the powerful being known as '''LAN.os''' menaced the galaxy; but when he hit on [[Lydia Devin]] and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, she exiled him to the [[Friend Zone]], from which he could not escape without a friend. (Which he didn't have, because he was an ''asshole''.)

When rifts began appearing in the fabric of spacetime due to the LNH [[Writers]] not finishing their stories, LAN.os used them to contact the [[Looniverse]] and recruit an army of [[Dorfs]]. He then found the greatest of the rifts &ndash; the Net.dusa Cascade, which lead directly to the power of the [[Kubrik's Kube]] &ndash; and had his legions kidnap the LNH so that he could use them to access it. But when he tried to use [[Net.Access]] as a ride, she tricked him, sealing him inside a null time pocket. [[Burning Bra Lass]] broke up his army with impassioned words, and Lydia came back and just kind of pointed out how terrible he was being. But when the [[Crossover Queen]] appeared, she recruited the fallen LAN.os into her army...

He returned to the Friend Zone, having made exactly one friend, to seek the [[Insanity Gems|Characterization Stone]]. But Net.Access defeated him handily, and he was taken into custody by the LNH.

== Personality ==

Oh my god what a douchebag.

== Powers and Abilities ==

Not defined. Has many technological resources, and some level of control over cosmic energies.

== Appearance ==

A grotesque, hulking purple figure wearing a fedora. As an agent of the [[Crossover Queen]], wears a tailored business suit with her insignia on the lapel.

== Relationships ==

[[Lydia Devin]] was his unrequited crush, though he seems to have ''finally'' gotten over that. [[Gracemora]] was a member of his army, and has some as-yet-unknown connection to him.

== Appearances ==

* '''First Appearance:''' [[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending]] #4
* [[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending]] #8, 11-12, Return to Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending.GEKIJOBAN

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