ALLiterative Lass
| aLLiterative Lass is a net.hero created by Charles FitzGerald. | |
| Alter Ego: | Unknown |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Charles Fitzgerald |
| Status: | Former sidekick of LetterinG MaN, member of the LNH (Classic Team) |
| Usability: | Not Reserved |
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History
After Sammy the Sidekick got a big head and left, aLLiterative Lass became LetterinG MaN's sidekick. She joined him on his adventures with the Legion and began dating Cheesecake-Eater Lad.
When aLLi accidentally sat on the mystical Seat Perilous, she was transformed permanently into a ninja! Nonetheless, she kept fighting the good fight, training with the Ultimate Ninja. When LetterinG MaN was kicked out of his own comic, she became the star! But that just meant more headaches and having to deal with the editors of Mi-T Big Comix, and she was glad to see him return.
But when it was suggested that all she'd experienced in the interim be retconned away, she ran from alt.comics.lnh, ending up in alt.pub.dragons-inn, and ended up battling the scenes of the Evil Nefarious Lord. She spent months there, sorting out who she was outside of the LNH[1], but eventually returned.
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After Cheesecake-Eater Lad's timelines were merged, aLLi enthusiastically welcomed her new family.
Personality
Particularly Perky.
Powers and Abilities
Speaks Solely in (Almost Always) Actual Alliteration. Once, a Novice Ninja; now, Martial Mastery.
At least once[2], she was able to Psychically Project "the Focused Force of my Combined Consonants".
Appearance
Originally, she was a short woman with very straight brown hair, hanging down to just off her shoulders. Her costume, which was three sizes too big, had a large double S embroidered on the front and a blue cape hanging off one shoulder. She wore round wire-rimmed glasses over a little mask that looked like two stretched diamonds coming together over her nose.
After she sat on the Seat Perilous, she became very curvaceous, with full-bodied hair and green eyes, and wore a Jim Lee-esque female ninja outfit made of thin strips of strategically placed material.
Relationships
She's married to Cheesecake-Eater Lad and Petunia Boonspackle. They have at least two daughters, one of whom, in the alter.net timeline of Looniverse-3000, grows up to become Cheesecake Lass of the LNH3k.
Former partner of LetterinG MaN. New Look Lass is a close friend.
Her alternate-universe counterparts include Polysyllabic Woman of the Rosterverse.
Appearances
- First Appearance: LetterinG MaN #1
- LetterinG MaN #2-10, Saga
- aLLiterative Lass #1-2
- LNH Comics Presents #13-14, 18, 20 (Looniverse Adrift! Parts 1, 2, 6 and 9)
- LNH Triple Play #2 (Looniverse Adrift! Part 8)
- LNH Comics Presents #30 (Culinary Disasters Part 2)
- a.outSiders #3
- Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #2
- Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Epilogue
- LNH Comics Presents #40, 91 (Infinite Leadership Crisis Parts 5 & 56)
- WikiLull EXHALE
Footnotes
- ↑ Or so it was implied in New Look Lives #1; there's nowhere this comfortably fits on the timeline, but that just means it's part of her personal iteration of Hypertext Time.
- ↑ LetterinG MaN #4 – Footnote Girl
