Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass

Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass is a unseen net.hero created by Jamie Rosen. See also Intangible Legion.
Alter Ego:	None
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	Jamie Rosen
Status:	Haunting the LNHQ
Usability:	Usable With Permission

History

She inadvertently saved Cheesecake-Eater Lad's life by narrating to herself during the response to his death issue, moving the pronoun referent so that consumer safety advocate Ralph Nadir died instead. With the power of True Love (tm) she saved him from Incoherent Writer Man's dimension on the Edge of Oblivion.

Powers and Abilities

She is invisible, intangible and inaudible, unable to communicate with the outside world. However, in her original miniseries, she discovered she could enter into other peoples' dreams, though they wouldn't remember her when they were awake.

Her powers allowed her to nullify Vector's "Legionnaire's Disease," unaffected by the information congestion created by her clones as they just passed through her.

By Authorial fiat, attempts to cure Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass of her condition are almost guaranteed to go Horribly Wrong.

Appearance

None.

Relationships

Longed after Cheesecake-Eater Lad, and developed a weird kind of relationship with him in his dreams.

Fourth Wall Lass is one of the few other beings who can percieve her; they became friends over the course of Birth of a Villain.

She and the Intangible Legion seem to be unaware of each other's (non)existence.

Appearances

• The Death of Cheesecake-Eater Lad #1A
• The Return of Cheesecake-Eater Lad #2-3
• Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass #1-4
• Birth of a Villain