ThingFish

ThingFish is a trenchcoater created by Ken Primer.
Alter Ego:	Unknown
Aliases:	T'Fish
Primary Writer:	Ken Primer
Status:	At large
Usability:	Usable With Permission

History

As an inmate at San Quentin State Penitentiary, he was a subject of an experiment gone bad. Officials spiked his mashed potatoes with a substance called "Galoot Cullogna" in order to sterilize him and the rest of the inmate population. Some prisoners died, those who didn't became ugly, those who were already ugly became mean and ugly, and those who were already mean and ugly mutated into potato-headed creatures that have a tendency to write bad Broadway musicals.

When LJC called the Net.Trenchcoat Brigade together in Chicago, ThingFish showed up and was duly pulled into the Universal Office's Pocket Bureaucracy along with the rest of the city.

Personality

ThingFish can be described with one word: "tasteless". He's the kind of guy that can and does discuss bodily functions with complete strangers. He plays accordion in a speed metal band and appears in many way, way off-Broadway plays. He has a tendency to burst into song at the slightest provocation (usually an unsavory ditty).

Powers and Abilities

ThingFish is invulnerable to radiation, food poisoning, and theater critics. His unique head means he is difficult to sneak up on, due to the fact that he has eyes in the back of his head. He can summon a backup band into existence whenever he feels the urge to sing.

Appearance

Vaguely human-shaped, with a large potato for a head and a duckbill for lips. He wears a girl's Catholic school dress with candy-striped socks and army boots. He smells like urine and has breath like raw chitlins.

The original color of his trenchcoat is unknown, but it's now stained with ketchup, mashed potatoes, chitlins, and things so disgusting it's better not to discuss them (though of course T'fish would tell you if you asked him).

Appearances

• First Appearance: Wrath of the Administrator