Net.Thing
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| Net.Thing is a net.elemental[1] created by Glenn Carnagey. | |
| Alter Ego: | N/A |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Glenn Carnagey |
| Status: | Active Protector of the Net |
| Usability: | Usable With Permission |
History
- "His body reacted with the filth ... the rot ... the decay ... to produce a misshapen mockery of life, no longer a man, but a .... Net Thing!"
Net.Thing was Prime Flounder of the Parliament of Nodes and Heir Protector of the Net. What that means in particular is a bit obscure, but in practice, it meant that he was responsible for protecting the Internet from existential threats. In pursuit of this, he joined the trenchcoater meetup in Chicago[2].
Personality
Florid.
Powers and Abilities
Some kind of authority over aspects of the Internet.
Appearance
A muck-colored mass.
Appearances
- First Appearance: Wrath of the Administrator
Footnotes
- ↑ Not referred to in-story as such, but what is a wiki for if not to smoosh beings semi-necessarily into categories?
- ↑ During Wrath of the Administrator – Footnote Girl
