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A three-issue miniseries about entropy, a clash of [[Looniverse]]s, and '''[[Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story]]''' in his first solo role!  Written by [[Saxon Brenton]].

== Plot ==

Kid NAIARHS is thrown into the distant future, meeting Humanity, the personification of all sentient races, who tells him that, due to [[net.hero]]es, the universe is doomed to expand forever, and tells him a story...

Due to circumstances too silly to relate, the Looniverse is split into two, one with all the parodies of DC and one with all the parodies of Marvel (along with much tinier ones representing parodies of stuff like Milestone and Malibu).  Cosmic beings representing these send the heroes of each into battle, with the losers' world being destroyed, but not everyone's willing to let that happen...

== The Bouts ==

{|
|<center>'''[[Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story]]''' vs. '''[[Maui]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[Lobotomy]]''' vs. '''[[Wolfenblitz]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[Macroman]]''' vs. '''[[Makkaroni]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[Halls Jordan]]''' vs. '''The [[Radiant Rollerblader]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[The Somnambulist]]''' vs. '''[[Net.Mare]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[Net.Thing]]''' vs. '''[[Stupid Thing]]'''!</center>
|-
|<center>'''[[Elastic Sock]]''' vs. '''[[Mister Thingy]]'''!</center>
|}

== Other Characters ==

* [[Humanity]]: In the twilight of the universe, all sapient species have banded together, and Humanity is their name.
* [[Ny!Lon!]]: An evil sock!
* [[The Drizzt]]: Cosmic entity wearing jeans.
* [[Net.Access]]: Fulcrum of the split Looniverses.

== Read It! ==

It can be read on the [[Eyrie Archive]]:
* [http://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Misc/Kid.Not.Appearing.01.gz Issue #1]
* [http://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Misc/Kid.Not.Appearing.02.gz Issue #2]
* [http://archives.eyrie.org/racc/lnh/Series/Misc/Kid.Not.Appearing.03.gz Issue #3]

Or on the Blue Light Productions page:
* [http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/blip/other/knaiarhs01.html Issue #1]
* [http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/blip/other/knaiarhs02.html Issue #2]
* [http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/blip/other/knaiarhs03.html Issue #3]

[[Category:Classic LNH Miniseries]]