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'''W.I.R.E.D.''', or '''We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination''', is a vast conspiracy-type operation with many smaller cells, each putting into action their own plan to rule the world.

One renegade faction of W.I.R.E.D. kidnapped [[Limp-Asparagus Lad]] and brainwashed him into Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad (despite how ridiculous that concept sounds), intending to use the power boost that happens upon turning evil to cover the whole world with his drama-dampening powers. However, they were defeated and Limpy rescued by [[Coma Kid]] and [[Continuity Champ Junior]].

They tried again, making a deal with a cosmic entity known as the [[A.A.A.]], or, the Authority on Absurd Acronyms. They planned to use the [[Reversion Ray Projector]] to return Limpy to his Dark state and pair him with [[Exclamation!Master! (Classic)|Exclamation!Master!]] to drive the world to distraction with mood swings, but when they were stopped by [[Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story]], the A.A.A. proclaimed that they had failed to fulfill the agreement and took them, with an eerie yellow light.

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