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The '''RACelestials''' (sometimes spelled '''RACCelestials''') are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over [[Usenet]] and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the [[Usenetverse]], including the creation of new [[newsgroup]]s and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals.
 
The '''RACelestials''' (sometimes spelled '''RACCelestials''') are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over [[Usenet]] and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the [[Usenetverse]], including the creation of new [[newsgroup]]s and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals.
  
In an alternate universe visited by [[Particle Man]], the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and most of the Legion died in battle against them.
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In an alternate universe visited by [[Particle Man]], the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and devastated their world, and most of the Legion died in battle against them.
  
 
== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
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* '''ReFoDis the Schizmator:''' Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as '''ReFoD'''.
 
* '''ReFoDis the Schizmator:''' Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as '''ReFoD'''.
 
* '''The Scowling RACelestial:'''  Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like.  Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance.
 
* '''The Scowling RACelestial:'''  Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like.  Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance.
* '''Eagalon:'''
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* '''Eagalon the Questioner:'''
  
 
See also the [[Internet RACelestial Complex]] and the [[RACCelestial Madonna]].
 
See also the [[Internet RACelestial Complex]] and the [[RACCelestial Madonna]].
  
 
[[Category:Cosmic Beings]]
 
[[Category:Cosmic Beings]]

Revision as of 20:46, 13 February 2022

The RACelestials (sometimes spelled RACCelestials) are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over Usenet and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the Usenetverse, including the creation of new newsgroups and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals.

In an alternate universe visited by Particle Man, the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and devastated their world, and most of the Legion died in battle against them.

Appearance

Two-thousand-foot-tall humanoids in all-covering body armor.

Named RACelestials

  • ReFoDis the Schizmator: Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as ReFoD.
  • The Scowling RACelestial: Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like. Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance.
  • Eagalon the Questioner:

See also the Internet RACelestial Complex and the RACCelestial Madonna.