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{{Herobox|name = Net.Thing|faction = |creator = [[Glenn Carnagey]]|extra = |alter = |alias = |primary = Glenn Carnagey|status = |usability = Usable With Permission}}
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{{Herobox|name = Net.Thing|faction = [[net.elemental]]<ref name = netty />|creator = [[Glenn Carnagey]]|extra = |alter = N/A|alias = None|primary = Glenn Carnagey|status = Active Protector of the [[Internet|Net]]|usability = Usable With Permission}}
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
  
'''Net.Thing''' was Prime Flounder of the Parliament of Nodes and Heir Protector of the Net.
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:"His body reacted with the filth ... the rot ... the decay ... to produce a misshapen mockery of life, no longer a man, but a .... Net Thing!"
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::&mdash;[[Glenn Carnagey]]'s [[sig.file]]
  
...I don't know what that means
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'''Net.Thing''' was Prime Flounder of the Parliament of Nodes and Heir Protector of the Net. What that means in particular is a bit obscure, but in practice, it meant that he was responsible for protecting the [[Internet]] from existential threats. In pursuit of this, he joined the [[Net.Trenchcoat Brigade|trenchcoater]] meetup in [[Sig.ago|Chicago]]<ref name = WotA />.
  
 
== Personality ==
 
== Personality ==
  
 
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Florid.
  
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
  
 
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Some kind of authority over aspects of the [[Internet]].
  
 
== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
  
 
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A muck-colored mass.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
  
 
* '''First Appearance:''' [[Wrath of the Administrator]]
 
* '''First Appearance:''' [[Wrath of the Administrator]]
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* [[Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story (series)|Kid Not Appearing In Any Retcon Hour Story]]
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== Context ==
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Net.Thing is a parody of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_Thing Swamp Thing], but especially the post-Moore [[Vertigo]] version.
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== Footnotes ==
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<references>
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<ref name = netty>Not referred to in-story as such, but what is a wiki for if not to smoosh beings semi-necessarily into categories?</ref>
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<ref name = WotA>During ''[[Wrath of the Administrator]]'' &ndash; [[Footnote Girl]]</ref>
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</references>
  
 
[[Category:NTB Characters]]
 
[[Category:NTB Characters]]

Latest revision as of 03:22, 5 May 2026

Net.Thing is a net.elemental[1] created by Glenn Carnagey.
Alter Ego: N/A
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Glenn Carnagey
Status: Active Protector of the Net
Usability: Usable With Permission

History

"His body reacted with the filth ... the rot ... the decay ... to produce a misshapen mockery of life, no longer a man, but a .... Net Thing!"
Glenn Carnagey's sig.file

Net.Thing was Prime Flounder of the Parliament of Nodes and Heir Protector of the Net. What that means in particular is a bit obscure, but in practice, it meant that he was responsible for protecting the Internet from existential threats. In pursuit of this, he joined the trenchcoater meetup in Chicago[2].

Personality

Florid.

Powers and Abilities

Some kind of authority over aspects of the Internet.

Appearance

A muck-colored mass.

Appearances

Context

Net.Thing is a parody of Swamp Thing, but especially the post-Moore Vertigo version.

Footnotes

  1. Not referred to in-story as such, but what is a wiki for if not to smoosh beings semi-necessarily into categories?
  2. During Wrath of the AdministratorFootnote Girl