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The '''RACelestials''' (sometimes spelled '''RACCelestials''') are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over [[Usenet]] and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the [[Usenetverse]], including the creation of new [[newsgroup]]s and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals. | The '''RACelestials''' (sometimes spelled '''RACCelestials''') are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over [[Usenet]] and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the [[Usenetverse]], including the creation of new [[newsgroup]]s and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals. | ||
| − | In an alternate universe visited by [[Particle Man]], the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and most of the Legion died in battle against them. | + | In an alternate universe visited by [[Particle Man]], the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and devastated their world, and most of the Legion died in battle against them. |
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
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* '''ReFoDis the Schizmator:''' Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as '''ReFoD'''. | * '''ReFoDis the Schizmator:''' Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as '''ReFoD'''. | ||
* '''The Scowling RACelestial:''' Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like. Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance. | * '''The Scowling RACelestial:''' Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like. Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance. | ||
| − | * '''Eagalon:''' | + | * '''Eagalon the Questioner:''' |
See also the [[Internet RACelestial Complex]] and the [[RACCelestial Madonna]]. | See also the [[Internet RACelestial Complex]] and the [[RACCelestial Madonna]]. | ||
[[Category:Cosmic Beings]] | [[Category:Cosmic Beings]] | ||
Revision as of 21:46, 13 February 2022
The RACelestials (sometimes spelled RACCelestials) are cosmic beings of mysterious purpose who watch over Usenet and the rec.arts.comics.* hierarchy. They seem to watch over many basic functions of the Usenetverse, including the creation of new newsgroups and the judgment of existing ones. Their actions, while stabilizing on a cosmic scale, often cause chaos for mortals.
In an alternate universe visited by Particle Man, the RACelestials judged the LNH a waste of bandwidth and devastated their world, and most of the Legion died in battle against them.
Appearance
Two-thousand-foot-tall humanoids in all-covering body armor.
Named RACelestials
- ReFoDis the Schizmator: Responsible for the creation of new newsgroups and the splitting of old ones into new hierarchies. Conducts a vote among all members of a world, giving them a cosmic command to "DECIDE". Issues the Cosmic Plonk when a change is decided against, and <more>. Also known as ReFoD.
- The Scowling RACelestial: Responsible for threatening to take down any newsgroup whose policies it doesn't like. Moderated newsgroups have sometimes seen its wrath in the distance.
- Eagalon the Questioner:
See also the Internet RACelestial Complex and the RACCelestial Madonna.
