Incoherent Writer Man

Incoherent Writer Man is a malevolent demiurge created by Amabel Holland.
Alter Ego:	None
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	None
Status:	Writing incoherently
Usability:	Free For Use

History

Bringer of destruction, shaper of worlds, born in the chaos of Eternal September, the Incoherent Writer Man emerged after Cheesecake-Eater Lad's (first) death and resurrection to torture him in his dimension on the Edge of Oblivion by telling him an extremely pointless and confusing story about a Magic Fruitcake.

But Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass came to the rescue, and through the power of True Love (tm) saved CEL, who escaped through a portal.

Personality

Loves writing nonsense and torturing people. You know, typical writer.

Powers and Abilities

Possesses godlike abilities to create worlds and reshape reality, though his stories only seem to be able to affect one person at a time. Wields the "evil pencil of incoherency."

Appearance

Not described.

Appearances

• The Return of Cheesecake-Eater Lad #2-3
• All-Powerful Master Man #2

Note

While gleefully self-parodying the incoherence of Amabel Holland's earliest work, Incoherent Writer Man does not appear to be one of her direct self-inserts. He might be seen as a gestalt of the massed incoherence of all the newbie writers who came in in the September Age.