God (Y)

God is a monotheistic deity created by a lot of Jewish people originally, adapted for LNHY by Arthur Spitzer.
Alter Ego:	...?
Aliases:	God the Hardassed Bastard Father
Primary Writer:	None
Status:	In a coma
Usability:	Public Domain

History

God was apparently found on a doorstep as a foundling by the Before God Guys.

One day, so the story goes, he was bored and reading the RACC archives, and decided to create Looniverse-Y, Planet T-Bone, and his own protagonist, Gotta-Luv-Me Lad. This lead to a series of shenanigans which lead to a whole bunch of people being kicked out of the Garden of Party Time forever.

He kicked around Heaven for a long time before a seeming murder attempt put him in a coma.

Personality

An asshole. Pretty immature, and does things on impulse. Theoretically omniscient but sure doesn't act like it.

Powers and Abilities

Omnipotent, at least in theory.

Seems to be vulnerable to Hee-Haw Disease.

Appearance

Could be literally anything. Usually looks like some white guy, standardly handsome other than the two noses, three hundred cubits tall and surrounded by divine radiance.

Relationships

"Father" of Gotta-Luv-Me Lad and Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl, "grandfather" of Kid Kicked-Out. Weird friendship (?) with Ted the Time-Traveling Atheist.

Appearances

• First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #1
• The Daily Super Short-Short Story #2-10, 12, 18