|God is a monotheistic deity created by a lot of Jewish people originally, adapted for LNHY by Arthur Spitzer.|
|Aliases:||God the Hardassed Bastard Father|
|Status:||In a coma|
God was apparently found on a doorstep as a foundling by the Before God Guys.
One day, so the story goes, he was bored and reading the RACC archives, and decided to create Looniverse-Y, Planet T-Bone, and his own protagonist, Gotta-Luv-Me Lad. This lead to a series of shenanigans which lead to a whole bunch of people being kicked out of the Garden of Party Time forever.
At one point, he gave his powers to a man named Matthew, leading to many more shenanigans.
He kicked around Heaven for a long time before a seeming murder attempt put him in a coma. Shinigami Girl and Dead Boy went to investigate and found some surprising clues...
An asshole. Pretty immature, and does things on impulse. Theoretically omniscient but sure doesn't act like it.
Powers and Abilities
Omnipotent, at least in theory.
Seems to be vulnerable to Hee-Haw Disease.
Could be literally anything. Usually looks like some white guy, standardly handsome other than the two noses, three hundred cubits tall and surrounded by divine radiance.
Father of Gotta-Luv-Me Lad, Knows-How-to-Please-Her-Man Girl, and Jesus the Way Mellow Son. Grandfather of Kid Kicked-Out. Weird friendship (?) with Ted the Time-Traveling Atheist.
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #1
- The Daily Super Short-Short Story #2-10, 12, 18
- Matthew Almighty
- Crisis on Three Earths
- Death of Trophy Wife #4, 6