Geezer Gorilla
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| Geezer Gorilla is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer. | |
| Alter Ego: | Unknown |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Arthur Spitzer |
| Status: | Member of the Before God Guys |
| Usability: | Usable Without Permission |
History
Older than God – literally; he helped raise God along with the rest of the Before God Guys. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, playing an intense duel using the Anti-Banjo in order to cure God's Hee Haw Disease. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Personality
Heroic, simian.
Powers and Abilities
All of the powers and abilities of a talking gorilla. Can play a mean banjo.
Appearance
A very old and wrinkly gorilla.
Appearances
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10
- Teen Fascists #4
