As the Looniverse came into being – wait, you've heard this before? Well, anyway...
In a time of cosmic crisis, one planet became two: New Caninis, a world of righteousness, and Apoochcalypse, a world of evil! Two forces, forever locked in battle: the New Dogs!
- Barkseid, evil ruler of Apoochcalypse!
- Kalibark, his brutal warrior son!
- Grandmother Greediness, iron-fisted administrator of the orphanage!
- The Rye-Father, ruler of New Caninis!
- Napoleon 6, first born son of Barkseid raised on the world of light!
- Mister Mediocre, some guy!
How the New Dogs relate to the Net.Gods is currently unclear.