Baby Pain
| Baby Pain is a melodramatic net.hero turned net.villain created by Amabel Holland. | |
| Alter Ego: | Bette Buxton |
| Aliases: | Dr. Willy |
| Primary Writer: | Amabel Holland |
| Status: | Active in net.villainy |
| Usability: | Free For use |
History
Content Warning: domestic abuse
Baby Pain's history is a blatant parody of the cult-favorite 1962 camp horror-melodrama What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?: A ten-year-old net.hero (imagine that!) who got famous towards the end of the Golden Age but whose career faded away, eclipsed by her sister Joan, AKA the Fighting Debutante. Her career had been stage-managed by her abusive father, the retired net.hero once known as Captain Overbearing Father Figure, and she passed the abuse on to her sister. The LNH came to Joan's rescue, but Bette began an new career as an evil robot-making mad scientist who wanted to make the whole world miserable!
Assuming the name Doctor Willy, she built an island base guarded by a bunch of blatant Mega Man parody robots and plotted to plunge the Looniverse into unmitigated Drama by stealing the Clogs of Comedy from the Godmaker.[1] But in the end, the inherent silliness of the LNH was just too much for her to overcome.
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Powers and Abilities
As Baby Pain, took pills that could shrink her down. As Doctor Willy, had a whole bunch of robots.
Personality
Wants to inflict the misery she lived through on everyone else.
Appearance
An old woman who resembles Bette Davis.
Appearances
- Journey Into Irrelevancy #2-<foo>
Footnotes
- ↑ Taking advantage of the disruption of the balance of Comedy and Drama in the Looniverse caused by the September 11 attacks in the Real World; she probably stole the Clogs during the events of Limp-Asparagus Lad #55, shortly before Journey Into Irrelevancy #1 was posted.
