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Gelatinous Living Ultra-Reassuring Genetic Entity (GLURGE) is a automatous pile of syrup created by Rob Rogers.
Alter Ego: None
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Rob Rogers
Status: Frozen into a statue
Usability: Usable With Permission


The GLURGE was one of the Waffle Queen's minions. It was put into action when Uma Thurman was boning up on the role of the Waffle Queen for "LNH: The Movie", and the Queen helpfully gave her one of her dastardly anti-Easily-Discovered Man plans.


Sweet and syrupy when it's using its powers. Turns nasty when opposed.

Powers and Abilities

The GLURGE can control minds with sickly-sweet Chicken Soup For The Soul-style stories, and can also control its own body mass, growing and shifting limbs.


A brown, gelatinous mass, with two legs, a stocky torso, and huge, anime-style eyes which aid it in telling its stories.