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|Gelatinous Living Ultra-Reassuring Genetic Entity (GLURGE) is a automatous pile of syrup created by Rob Rogers.|
|Primary Writer:||Rob Rogers|
|Status:||Frozen into a statue|
|Usability:||Usable With Permission|
The GLURGE was one of the Waffle Queen's minions. It was put into action when Uma Thurman was boning up on the role of the Waffle Queen for "LNH: The Movie", and the Queen helpfully gave her one of her dastardly anti-Easily-Discovered Man plans.
Sweet and syrupy when it's using its powers. Turns nasty when opposed.
Powers and Abilities
The GLURGE can control minds with sickly-sweet Chicken Soup For The Soul-style stories, and can also control its own body mass, growing and shifting limbs.
A brown, gelatinous mass, with two legs, a stocky torso, and huge, anime-style eyes which aid it in telling its stories.