The Wrinkly Old Bag
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| The Wrinkly Old Bag is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer. | |
| Alter Ego: | Unknown |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Arthur Spitzer |
| Status: | Member of the Before God Guys |
| Usability: | Usable Without Permission |
History
Older than God – literally; she helped raise god along with the rest of the Before God Guys. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
She participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, pulling the Anti-Banjo out of her bag in order to cure God of Hee Haw Disease and wrinkling the soundwaves of his divine banjo-playing. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Personality
Heroic.
Powers and Abilities
Has a wrinkly old bag that she can use to cause wrinkles in time and space. She also likes to hit people with it. And let me tell you. It really hurts.
Appearance
A very, very wrinkly old lady.
Appearances
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10
- Teen Fascists #4
