The Wrinkly Old Bag
|The Wrinkly Old Bag is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer.|
|Primary Writer:||Arthur Spitzer|
|Status:||Member of the Before God Guys|
|Usability:||Usable Without Permission|
She participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, pulling the Anti-Banjo out of her bag in order to cure God of Hee Haw Disease and wrinkling the soundwaves of his divine banjo-playing. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Powers and Abilities
Has a wrinkly old bag that she can use to cause wrinkles in time and space. She also likes to hit people with it. And let me tell you. It really hurts.
A very, very wrinkly old lady.