Dentures Dan

Dentures Dan is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer.
Alter Ego:	Unknown
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	Arthur Spitzer
Status:	Member of the Before God Guys
Usability:	Usable Without Permission

History

Older than God – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the Before God Guys. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.

He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, confronting God and getting him to help out with the silliness. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.

Personality

Seems to be the most vocal and forthright of the Before God Guys; may be leader?

Powers and Abilities

He has Looniverse-Y's most powerful set of dentures. It can eat through any material.

Appearance

An astonishingly old man.

Appearances

• First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10
• Teen Fascists #4