Net.ronomicon

The fabled Net.ronomicon (sometimes "Net.cronomicon"), book of darkness, full of eldritch knowledge, powerful net.altering spells along with forbidden knowledge of the Master Programmers. Also, you can use it to summon monsters and stuff!

Occultism Kid wrested it from alt.horror.cthulhu and holds it even now. Ravencroft Wicked tried to con Luke and Emily Jones, the Teens in Trenchcoats, into helping her steal it from him<more>.