The Long Road to Nowhere

The first 501 Blues miniseries, The Long Road to Nowhere was written by Scavenger (with interludes by Dave Van Domelen). It involves Rebel Yell and Typo Lad's quest to find the mysterious prodigal and stop the evil of E.R.N.I.E.. But when they're polybagged by the Fan.dom of the Alt.ra, what will they make of-- the fate of Lurking Girl!?

Where to Read

It can be read in its original format on the Eyrie Archive over here, or in nicely-formatted LNH Classics format here (issues #5-9).

The Original Parts

• A Call to Arms
• A Call to Arms add-on
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EARTH RAC
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR R.A.C. part 2 (missing)
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR R.A.C. part 2 add-on
• Time Crappin' in a Letter Seat (Re: THE 501 BLUES)
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EARTH R.A.C. part 3
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EARTH R.A.C. part 3 first add-on
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EARTH R.A.C. part 3 second add-on
• THE 501 BLUES: THE FINAL BATTLE FOR EARTH R.A.C. part 4 (missing)
• THE 501 BLUES: GOING NOWHERE FAST part 5