The Cheapest Skate
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| The Cheapest Skate is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer. | |
| Alter Ego: | Unknown |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Arthur Spitzer |
| Status: | Member of the Before God Guys |
| Usability: | Usable Without Permission |
History
Older than God – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the Before God Guys. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, saving The Wrinkly Old Bag from a banjo-possessed God. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Personality
Even though he has saved over a zillion dollars in his very long existence, he's too cheap to spend any of it.
Powers and Abilities
This miser has a super-fast roller skate that goes up to the speed of light. But he only has one – he was too cheap to buy a second.
Appearance
A very old man.
Appearances
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10
- Teen Fascists #4
