The Cheapest Skate
|The Cheapest Skate is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer.|
|Primary Writer:||Arthur Spitzer|
|Status:||Member of the Before God Guys|
|Usability:||Usable Without Permission|
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, saving The Wrinkly Old Bag from a banjo-possessed God. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Even though he has saved over a zillion dollars in his very long existence, he's too cheap to spend any of it.
Powers and Abilities
This miser has a super-fast roller skate that goes up to the speed of light. But he only has one – he was too cheap to buy a second.
A very old man.