Chinese Guy

Chinese Guy is a net.hero created by Dave Van Domelen.
Alter Ego:	Bruce Bottersnike-Gumble
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	Saxon Brenton
Status:	Former member of the LNH (Classic Team), deceased
Usability:	Reserved

History

International student from Alt.stralia studying forensics at Dave Thomas Deluxe University. Partnered with Lenny the Squirrel, actually Ljundji, a yabon spirit from the Dreamtime.

In meta-continuity, Dave Van Domelen dropped his Superguy characters Crazy Guy and Louie in for a brief cameo gag during the Birth of a Villain cascade. Other writers, not realizing that he didn't mean to make the character a part of the ongoing storyline, took the appearance and ran with it. Confusion reigned until Saxon Brenton, with Dave's help, wrote a chapter revealing that Chinese Guy and Lenny were Crazy Guy and Louie's counterparts from the Looniverse, come to join in the fight against Vector.

Died in Flame Wars IV #3 after an alien troll bit off his face. It's implied that he'll be resurrected at some point as a minion of Flipseid.

Personality

Helpful, often perplexed, sometimes Zen.

Belongs to a religion built around worship of ABBA.

Powers and Abilities

Movie-style martial arts; can do nearly anything as long as he can justify it as a new martial-arts move. Hong Kong Phooey Kostume Kwick-Change, extending staff. In-costume, his words and lip movements don't match.

Appearance

Looks quite a bit like Bruce Lee, actually.

Appearances

• Birth of a Villain #3, 9, 11.5, 12.5, 16-17, 21-26, 30-31, 36-37
• Limp-Asparagus Lad #50-55, Annual #1
• Hairy Potter and the Apostles of Hate
• Flame Wars IV