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| − | Older than [[God ( | + | Older than [[God (Y)|God]] – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the [[Before God Guys]]. Has been a hero since not even God knows when. |
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for [[The Wrinkly Old Bag]] and [[Geezer Gorilla]] to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television. | He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the [[Banjo Dueling Kangaroos]], battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for [[The Wrinkly Old Bag]] and [[Geezer Gorilla]] to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television. | ||
Latest revision as of 06:26, 20 January 2019
| The Perpetual Virgin is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer. | |
| Alter Ego: | Unknown |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | Arthur Spitzer |
| Status: | Member of the Before God Guys |
| Usability: | Usable Without Permission |
History
Older than God – literally; he helped raise god along with the rest of the Before God Guys. Has been a hero since not even God knows when.
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for The Wrinkly Old Bag and Geezer Gorilla to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Personality
Heroic.
Powers and Abilities
He wears mystical underwear that prevents him from aging, makes him invulnerable to harm, and gives him incredible powers, including flight, super-strength, and invulnerability. Unfortunately, the underwear is unremovable, so he's never gotten laid.
Appearance
A surprisingly young-looking guy in super-underwear (and other clothing, one would presume).
Appearances
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #10
- Teen Fascists #4
