The Perpetual Virgin
|The Perpetual Virgin is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer.|
|Primary Writer:||Arthur Spitzer|
|Status:||Member of the Before God Guys|
|Usability:||Usable Without Permission|
He participated in a crossover event between the book of Genesis and a story about the Banjo Dueling Kangaroos, battling the banjo-possessed deity one-on-one to make time for The Wrinkly Old Bag and Geezer Gorilla to use the Anti-Banjo to snap him out of it. In the modern day, he and the other BGGs host live pledge drives on public television.
Powers and Abilities
He wears mystical underwear that prevents him from aging, makes him invulnerable to harm, and gives him incredible powers, including flight, super-strength, and invulnerability. Unfortunately, the underwear is unremovable, so he's never gotten laid.
A surprisingly young-looking guy in super-underwear (and other clothing, one would presume).