Brad Pitt

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Brad Pitt is a Oscar-nominated actor created by Jane Etta (née Hillhouse), William Alvin Pitt, and RACCCon 2012. He starred in the Who Killed the Cat With Glasses? special.
Alter Ego: N/A
Aliases: Louis de Pointe du Lac, Tyler Durden, Ben Rickert...
Primary Writer: None
Status: Married to Angelina Jolie; member of the Net.Trenchcoat Brigade
Usability: Free For Use


Brad Pitt was just your normal everyday well-paid Hollywood actor until he had a hideous experience in a graveyard (actually part of the set for Interview With the Vampire) and they stole his razor. He was cursed with a perpetual five o'clock shadow that can never grow longer or shorter, and a burning need to put on a trenchcoat and fight occult crime.

Around the Fourth of July, 2012, he sought out opthamologist Doctor Thelma Annlouise as dead cats wearing glasses started showing up across the city. But then the mysterious Evil Brad Pitt showed up, and was joined by Lazy Brad Pitt, Stuck in Traffic Brad Pitt, and a cascade of quantum duplicates, each with their own individual worldview...

The Brad Pitts settled down in a place that I'm not going to specify because you all need to go read Who Killed the Cat With Glasses?. But Amnesiac Brad Pitt, due to said amnesia, went a-wandering. He met Kristen Stewart and got pulled into the schemes of WikiCide – schemes that linked into the perfidy of Evil Scientific Mastermind Brad Pitt and Shadowy Political Manipulator Brad Pitt!


Quite a few of them, it turns out.

Powers and Abilities

As a member of the Net.Trenchcoat Brigade, Brad Pitt has lots and lots of vague mystical knowledge. He also has blinding speed and agility, enough to catch bullets – a necessity if you're going to date Angelina Jolie.


Like unto a thing of Brad Pitt.