Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death

From LNH Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death is a cabbage wielding angel of death created by Jesse Willey and Amabel Holland.
Alter Ego: Unknown
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Jesse Willey
Status: Plotting to bring about the apocalypse
Usability: Usable With Permission


Many tales are told of the man called the Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death. According to Teenfactor (which may no longer be in-continuity), he was a boy who was distraught when his family wouldn't give him a Mr. Potato Head for Christmas, and so he burned down his house and killed them all. And then he encountered... A cabbage. And thus his fate was sealed.

He tried to kill Tomo but was stopped by Teenfactor and sent to Killfile Asylum. But he was broken out by Wotana, the daughter of Satan himself, who married him, and they rampaged across the world together for a while. But they joined with Action League: New Brunswick and a number of other net.heroes who would go on to be part of The Team to stop the cult leader High Camden Yards and his army of villains, since their actions were commanded by God, which made them "good."

In Birth of a Villain, the Church of the Fourth Wall summoned the Cabbage Wielder to battle the undead President William Howard Taft.

In the alternate future of Hell's Titans, he joined with the Vegetable Wielding Angels of the Apocalypse to kill the entire LNH and bring about the end of the world in the year 2000. (Well, it was the future back then.) Similarly, when the Y2K bug was causing world to go offline in Limp-Asparagus Lad Annual #1, he and the other Vegetable-Wielding Angels attacked the net.heroes trying to fix the problem.


Hates everyone and everything, except his wife. Has a sick sense of humor. Archetypal teenage boy murder fantasy, kind of like Evil Ernie from Chaos Comics, but with a cabbage.

Powers and Abilities

Everything you'd expect from an angel of death.


Carries a cabbage.