Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass
| Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass is a ancient demon created by Arthur Spitzer and God. | |
| Alter Ego: | N/A |
| Aliases: | None |
| Primary Writer: | None |
| Status: | Member of the System Corrupters |
| Usability: | Usable Without Permission |
History
When Gotta-Luv-Me Lad was in the Garden of Party Time, he felt lonely, so God took his second nose and created a mate for him. (And that, children, is why humans don't have two noses.) This was Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass. But Gotta-Luv-Me Lad was unsatisfied, wanting someone more submissive, so Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass was banished from the Garden forever.
She roamed the earth for thousands of years, having many untold conflicts and giving birth to the Lilim race, and eventually acquired a reputation as a demon. Thousands of years ago, she met Google.mesh, who defeated her and chained her beneath the ocean.
Over the millennia, the chains weakened, and she escaped, wandering the ocean floor. In Looniverse Y #8, she arose on the shores of Net.ropolis, where she ran into Kid Enthusiastic-Y and was promised revenge on Google.mesh if she joined the System Corrupters. She joined, and one fine day, got her revenge, swallowing the demigod whole. Now, she stays with the Corrupters because it's interesting, and to use them as instruments in her war against The First Wondersock.
Personality
Dominating. Intelligent and thoughtful. Markedly emotional, with great rages and great passions.
Powers and Abilities
Immortal demon. Shapeshifting, superstrength, flame projection (from about waist height), flight, and probably other mystic abilities.
Appearance
Intensely, unsettlingly attractive. Wears leather bondage gear that's immune to the ravages of the elements, with a strapon around her waist.
Context
Exciting Leather Strap-On Lass is based on the Jewish legend of Lilith, the first wife of Adam, eater of babies and mother of succubi, who was, in turn, based on older Mesopotamian legends of female bird demons. See her Wikipedia entry for more details.
Appearances
- First Appearance: The Daily Super Short-Short Story #5
- The Daily Super Short-Short Story #6
- Looniverse Y #8-9, 12-15
