John the Assistant

John is a assistant-slash-secretary created by Ian Porell.
Alter Ego:	N/A
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	None
Status:	Personal assistant to Ultimate Ninja
Usability:	Free For Use

History

Began working for the Ultimate Ninja alongside Sally sometime after UN became leader of the LNH.

Personality

Eternally trying to win favor from Sally.

Powers and Abilities

Administrative abilities, apparently.

Appearance

A thin blond man who constantly looks like he smells something unpleasant.

Appearances

• First Appearance: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos #7
• Writer's Block Woman (and Mouse) #21 (Flame Wars III Part 4)
• F.I.S.H. Force #6
• LNH Comics Presents #35, 40, 52 (Infinite Leadership Crisis Episodes 0, 5 and 17)
• Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #11 (mentioned)