Luke Pastach

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Luke Pastach is a superhero created by Saxon Brenton.
Alter Ego: Adrian "Luke" Pastach
Aliases: Unknown
Primary Writer: Saxon Brenton
Status: Living memory in the pocket dimension of Somewhere Friendly
Usability: Usable With Permission


Was one of Saxon Brenton's fanfic-based writing characters from before he got on the Internet. (Yes, fanfiction existed before the Internet. Ask your parents— or your grandparents, depending.) He was thrown into the Secret Crisis Of Infinite Wars of 1987, one of those universe-exploding cosmic event type of things, and became friends with a bunch of people, resulting in a vague not-quite-team group called the Space Cadets. His adventures eventually lead to his being not just dead but wiped out of existence at the hand of a mad god of entropy, but circumstances came together to reform him from his fellow Space Cadets' memories and allow him existence in the pocket dimension of Somewhere Friendly.

When Limp-Asparagus Lad got blown out of normal space by Dinnerplate's explosion, Luke reeled him in, gave him the chance to recover, and then sent him on a mission to rec.arts.movies.b-movies.


Generally a nice person who's dealt well with weird circumstances.

Powers and Abilities

More powers than he knew what to do with, apparently, but demonstrated precognition, clairvoyance, and teleportation.


A young man who appears about twelve years old. Fair skin, light brown hair, and green eyes, as well as a truly vicious scar that goes from one side of his face to the other running across his eyes.