Make Beige Midnight Awesome Petition

Submitted by Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man:

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A Petition to Force those Tightwads that write Beige Midnight to pay Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man two million dollars an issue so Beige Midnight can finally be as awesome as it should be!

Please sign this petition if you want the World to Be A lot More Awesome than it currently is.

Of course – if you like being completely lame – then don't sign it. But I feel sorry for you. I pity you.

Sign below the line.

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1. Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Cher
4. Madonna
5. Jesus Christ
6. God
7. Adolf Hitler
8. George Washington
9. Abraham Lincoln
10. Elvis
11. Mickey Mouse
12. Bugs Bunny
13. Fred Flintstone
14. Santa Claus
15. The Easter Bunny
16. Chuck Norris
17. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad
18. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass
19. Captain Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
20. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Gorilla
21. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad Jr.
22. Uncle Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
23. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass (From the Earth where all LNH'rs are also Swedish Massage Specialists)