Make Beige Midnight Awesome Petition
Submitted by Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man:
A Petition to Force those Tightwads that write Beige Midnight to pay Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man two million dollars an issue so Beige Midnight can finally be as awesome as it should be!
Please sign this petition if you want the World to Be A lot More Awesome than it currently is.
Of course – if you like being completely lame – then don't sign it. But I feel sorry for you. I pity you.
Sign below the line.
- Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man
- Charlie Sheen
- Jesus Christ
- Adolf Hitler
- George Washington
- Abraham Lincoln
- Mickey Mouse
- Bugs Bunny
- Fred Flintstone
- Santa Claus
- The Easter Bunny
- Chuck Norris
- Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad
- Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass
- Captain Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
- Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Gorilla
- Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad Jr.
- Uncle Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
- Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass (From the Earth where all LNH'rs are also Swedish Massage Specialists)