Make Beige Midnight Awesome Petition

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Submitted by Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man:

A Petition to Force those Tightwads that write Beige Midnight to pay Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man two million dollars an issue so Beige Midnight can finally be as awesome as it should be!

Please sign this petition if you want the World to Be A lot More Awesome than it currently is.

Of course – if you like being completely lame – then don't sign it. But I feel sorry for you. I pity you.

Sign below the line.

  1. Greatest-Most-Awesome-LNH-Villain-Ever Master Man
  2. Charlie Sheen
  3. Cher
  4. Madonna
  5. Jesus Christ
  6. God
  7. Adolf Hitler
  8. George Washington
  9. Abraham Lincoln
  10. Elvis
  11. Mickey Mouse
  12. Bugs Bunny
  13. Fred Flintstone
  14. Santa Claus
  15. The Easter Bunny
  16. Chuck Norris
  17. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad
  18. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass
  19. Captain Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
  20. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Gorilla
  21. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lad Jr.
  22. Uncle Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest
  23. Not-A-Made-Up-Name-Honest Lass (From the Earth where all LNH'rs are also Swedish Massage Specialists)