Membership Application Wheel

After Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending, it was determined that trial by combat with Ultimate Ninja would no longer be the primary way to test new applicants for admission to the LNH. Thus, the Membership Application Wheel was created.

The Wheel looks like a sleek, plastic roulette wheel, with a golden arrow-pointer and little spherical planetoids above each wedge. When spun by the applicant, it randomly chooses one of dozens of ways to join the LNH, responding in subtle ways to the applicant's thoughts.