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{{Herobox|name = Baby Pain|faction = melodramatic [[net.hero]] turned [[net.villain]]|creator = [[Amabel Holland]]|extra = |alter = Bette Buxton|alias = Dr. Willy|primary = Amabel Holland|status = Active in net.villainy|usability = Free For use}}
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{{Herobox|name = Baby Pain|faction = melodramatic [[net.hero]] turned [[net.villain]]|creator = [[Amabel Holland]]|extra = |alter = Bette Buxton|alias = Dr. Willy|primary = Amabel Holland|status = At least one version of her is probably alive? Maybe?|usability = Free For Use}}
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
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Baby Pain's history is a blatant parody of the cult-favorite 1962 camp horror-melodrama ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Ever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane%3F_(film)| What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?]'': A ten-year-old net.hero ([[Kid Enthusiastic|imagine that!]])  who got famous towards the end of the Golden Age but whose career faded away, eclipsed by her sister Joan, AKA the Fighting Debutante. Her career had been stage-managed by her abusive father, the retired net.hero once known as Captain Overbearing Father Figure, and she passed the abuse on to her sister. The [[LNH (Classic Team)|LNH]] came to Joan's rescue, but Bette began an new career as an evil robot-making mad scientist who wanted to make the ''whole world'' miserable!
 
Baby Pain's history is a blatant parody of the cult-favorite 1962 camp horror-melodrama ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Ever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane%3F_(film)| What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?]'': A ten-year-old net.hero ([[Kid Enthusiastic|imagine that!]])  who got famous towards the end of the Golden Age but whose career faded away, eclipsed by her sister Joan, AKA the Fighting Debutante. Her career had been stage-managed by her abusive father, the retired net.hero once known as Captain Overbearing Father Figure, and she passed the abuse on to her sister. The [[LNH (Classic Team)|LNH]] came to Joan's rescue, but Bette began an new career as an evil robot-making mad scientist who wanted to make the ''whole world'' miserable!
  
Assuming the name '''Doctor Willy''', she built an island base guarded by a bunch of blatant Mega Man parody robots and plotted to plunge the [[Looniverse]] into unmitigated [[Drama]] by stealing the [[Clogs of Comedy]] from the [[Godmaker]]. But in the end, the inherent silliness of the LNH was just too much for her to overcome.
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Assuming the name '''Doctor Willy''', she built an island base guarded by a bunch of blatant Mega Man parody robots and plotted to plunge the [[Looniverse]] into unmitigated [[Drama]] by stealing the [[Clogs of Comedy]] from the [[Godmaker]].<ref name=nineeleven/> But in the end, the inherent silliness of the LNH was just too much for her to overcome.
  
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She then began another plot, taking over Shlockbuster Video and hatching a complicated Hitchcockian scheme to destroy all human culture except for the films ''Chocolat'' and ''Smokey and the Bandit 2''. [[Kid Quickly-Irritated-By-Others]] and his allies once more stood in her way. She summoned the ghost of [[Comics Snob Boy]] to defeat the Legion. Unfortunately for her, the cosmically-powered Comics Snob Boy saw her as a disposable pawn and exploded her. And that was that.
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But then! The ''future'' Doctor Willy turned out to still exist; she came back in time and revealed how she had stage-managed the entire series through an ''even more'' convoluted plan. The culmination of this was helping the [[Bhigghrehenghuyhs]] invade [[Loonivearth]], but her own niece/ex-brainwashed henchwoman [[Rachel Buckley]] stopped her.
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''And then'', one Doctor Willy or other came back to try and stop Kid Quickly-Irritated-By-Others and Rachel's wedding, but she was defeated at long last by the [[Magic Fruitcake]]. And that was that.
  
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
  
As Baby Pain, took pills that could shrink her down. As Doctor Willy, had a whole bunch of robots.
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As Baby Pain, took pills that could shrink her down. As Doctor Willy, had a whole bunch of robots. Also can bring [[Ike the Pike|dead fish]] to life, evidently.
  
 
== Personality ==
 
== Personality ==
  
Wants to inflict the misery she lived through on everyone else.
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Wants to inflict the misery she lived through on everyone else, and came up with more and more bizarre plans to accomplish this.
  
 
== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
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== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
  
*[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]] #2-<foo>
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*[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]] #2-4, 9-13, 21-24
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== Footnotes ==
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<ref name=nineeleven>Taking advantage of the disruption of the balance of [[Comedy]] and [[Drama]] in the Looniverse caused by the September 11 attacks in the [[Real World]]; she probably stole the Clogs during the events of ''[[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]]'' #55, shortly before ''Journey Into Irrelevancy'' #1 was posted.</ref>
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Latest revision as of 23:30, 28 February 2022

Baby Pain is a melodramatic net.hero turned net.villain created by Amabel Holland.
Alter Ego: Bette Buxton
Aliases: Dr. Willy
Primary Writer: Amabel Holland
Status: At least one version of her is probably alive? Maybe?
Usability: Free For Use

History

Content Warning: domestic abuse

Baby Pain's history is a blatant parody of the cult-favorite 1962 camp horror-melodrama What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?: A ten-year-old net.hero (imagine that!) who got famous towards the end of the Golden Age but whose career faded away, eclipsed by her sister Joan, AKA the Fighting Debutante. Her career had been stage-managed by her abusive father, the retired net.hero once known as Captain Overbearing Father Figure, and she passed the abuse on to her sister. The LNH came to Joan's rescue, but Bette began an new career as an evil robot-making mad scientist who wanted to make the whole world miserable!

Assuming the name Doctor Willy, she built an island base guarded by a bunch of blatant Mega Man parody robots and plotted to plunge the Looniverse into unmitigated Drama by stealing the Clogs of Comedy from the Godmaker.[1] But in the end, the inherent silliness of the LNH was just too much for her to overcome.

She then began another plot, taking over Shlockbuster Video and hatching a complicated Hitchcockian scheme to destroy all human culture except for the films Chocolat and Smokey and the Bandit 2. Kid Quickly-Irritated-By-Others and his allies once more stood in her way. She summoned the ghost of Comics Snob Boy to defeat the Legion. Unfortunately for her, the cosmically-powered Comics Snob Boy saw her as a disposable pawn and exploded her. And that was that.

But then! The future Doctor Willy turned out to still exist; she came back in time and revealed how she had stage-managed the entire series through an even more convoluted plan. The culmination of this was helping the Bhigghrehenghuyhs invade Loonivearth, but her own niece/ex-brainwashed henchwoman Rachel Buckley stopped her.

And then, one Doctor Willy or other came back to try and stop Kid Quickly-Irritated-By-Others and Rachel's wedding, but she was defeated at long last by the Magic Fruitcake. And that was that.

Powers and Abilities

As Baby Pain, took pills that could shrink her down. As Doctor Willy, had a whole bunch of robots. Also can bring dead fish to life, evidently.

Personality

Wants to inflict the misery she lived through on everyone else, and came up with more and more bizarre plans to accomplish this.

Appearance

An old woman who resembles Bette Davis.

Appearances

Footnotes

  1. Taking advantage of the disruption of the balance of Comedy and Drama in the Looniverse caused by the September 11 attacks in the Real World; she probably stole the Clogs during the events of Limp-Asparagus Lad #55, shortly before Journey Into Irrelevancy #1 was posted.