Loonited States of Ame.rec.a
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The Loonited States of Ame.rec.a (also known as the Usenetted States of Ame.rec.a; see Net.names) is a country on the Looniearth. It certainly thinks a lot of itself.
It is the country that Net.ropolis usually exists as a part of, and thus, the one that contains the majority of the LNH's adventures.
Its capital is Washington.gov. States within the nation include:
Presidential administrations include:
- William Howard Taft, 1909-1913.
- Richard Nixon, 1969-1974. Dark wizard who commanded the gods of the underworld. Executed for high treason as an agent of SCHMUCK.
- Gerald Ford, 1974-1977.
- Hexadecimal Luthor, 2002-2008. See also President Evil.
- Barracks Boatman, with vice-president Haiku Gorilla.
- Secret Presidency, due to the Mandatory Spell-Checking Law: Barack Obama, with vice-president Grammer Lad.
Notable laws include:
- During the Beige Midnight crisis, both same-gender marriage and plural marriage were legalized, on the grounds that the world was about to end anyway.