No Sense of Direction Man

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No Sense of Direction Man is a net.hero created by Steven Howard.
Alter Ego: A'l'a'n S'm'i't'h'e'e
Aliases: Alan Smithee
Primary Writer: Steven Howard
Status: Member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Not Reserved

History

A'l'a'n S'm'i't'h'e'e was accidentally kidnapped from Escheria by a pair of extradimensional Bad Tourists and brought to the Looniverse. He helped stop them from starting an invasion, but wasn't able to go back to his home because somebody had already gotten pregnant, so joined the LNH.

During the Infinite Leadership Crisis, after the full scope of the crisis was revealed, an expedition was sent to find the Ultimate Ninja... but since Adamant Authority-on-Anything didn't want his sweet deputy leader gig interrupted, he put No Sense of Direction Man in charge of the expedition. However, once Innovative-Offense Boy sent Deductive Logic Man to join the expedition, the two of them searched for the length of Infinite April. What they found has not been revealed, except, perhaps, in the skipped issues of Beige Countdown...

Personality

Polite. Doesn't have a super firm grasp on concepts like "space" and "how distance works" and "Euclidean geometry".

Powers and Abilities

Confuses the sense of direction of anyone around him. Can move to any place he can see in a single step.

Appearance

Looks like a 30-year-old accountant, with curly brown hair. Notably, has totally white irises.

His costume is a black bodysuit covered with white arrows pointing in random directions with a face-covering hood, and a black leather jacket with "You Are Here" emblazoned on the back.

In Escheria, he wore a grey suit with a grey shirt and tie and a grey bowler hat.

Appearances

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