Absurd Lass

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Absurd Lass is a existentialist net.hero turned ghost cop created by Jesse Willey.
Alter Ego: Nicole
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Jesse Willey
Status: Afterlife cop, former member of Action League: New Brunswick, former member of The Team
Usability: Reserved


Nicole was an existentialist college student on vacation in Paris with her boyfriend Samuel Guildenberg. They were captured by the mad scientist Maursault, who ran the secret US government project Operation: Dreamfire. She was injected with an RNA virus derived from cosmic beings called the Concepts, transforming her into Absurd Lass. Marusault put her through an elaborate mind-screw brainwashing scenario but she escaped, along with Samuel, who had become Patient Zero. But they learned that the team's founder, Gasmaster, was actually Maursault, and left for Sig.ago, where they joined The Team.

[Stuff from The Team goes here]

In A Night in the Darkness, Absurd Lass and Patient Zero were killed in the destruction of Sig.ago, but became afterlife cops.


Playful and mischevious. Fiercely attuned to the absurdity and life and eager to point it out.

Powers and Abilities

Superhuman athleticism. It was at one point suggested she could influence people once she got them to see their absurdity.


Beautiful and "fairy-like." Has green eyes. Usually wears a green jumpsuit, but is sometimes known to wear a pink polka-dotted one.