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LAN.os is a cosmic net.villain created by Jeanne Morningstar.
Alter Ego: N/A
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: None
Status: Allied with the Crossover Queen, currently in custody
Usability: Free For Use


Centuries ago, the powerful being known as LAN.os menaced the galaxy; but when he hit on Lydia Devin and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, she exiled him to the Friend Zone, from which he could not escape without a friend. (Which he didn't have, because he was an asshole.)

When rifts began appearing in the fabric of spacetime due to the LNH Writers not finishing their stories, LAN.os used them to contact the Looniverse and recruit an army of Dorfs. He then found the greatest of the rifts – the Net.dusa Cascade, which lead directly to the power of the Kubrik's Kube – and had his legions kidnap the LNH so that he could use them to access it. But when he tried to use Net.Access as a ride, she tricked him, sealing him inside a null time pocket. Burning Bra Lass broke up his army with impassioned words, and Lydia came back and just kind of pointed out how terrible he was being. But when the Crossover Queen appeared, she recruited the fallen LAN.os into her army...

He returned to the Friend Zone, having made exactly one friend, to seek the Characterization Stone. But Net.Access defeated him handily, and he was taken into custody by the LNH.


Oh my god what a douchebag.

Powers and Abilities

Not defined. Has many technological resources, and some level of control over cosmic energies.


A grotesque, hulking purple figure wearing a fedora. As an agent of the Crossover Queen, wears a tailored business suit with her insignia on the lapel.


Lydia Devin was his unrequited crush, though he seems to have finally gotten over that. Gracemora was a member of his army, and has some as-yet-unknown connection to him.