Master Workload has tricked the Dvandom Stranger and Constellation into coming under his power! He has a plan to cut alt.comics.lnh off from the Writers, sending it careening uncontrollably thru Usenet! But Tsar Chasm's got his number, and the Non-Writer Characters of the LNH won't stand for it! Doctor Killfile! Lord Ebon! Censor Girl! Manga Man! Looniverse-lovers, this one's got it all!