Never Lad

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Never Lad is a net.hero created by Ben Rawluk.
Alter Ego: Calvin Munro
Aliases: Cubby (don't call him that)
Primary Writer: Ben Rawluk
Status: Probationary member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Usable With Permission


After his sister, Gerund Girl, went missing, Calvin Munro summoned a logodemon like hers and bound it to him, becoming Never Lad.

He met Lone Boy during a five-hour stakeout and with him joined the LNH; on his first day on the team, Gerund Girl came back.


Lots of difficult feelings, including frustration and inferiority. Needs therapy, and thankfully, is getting it. Sometimes gets frustrated with Lone Boy, but fundamentally appreciates and loves him.

Powers and Abilities

Carries a logodemon within him which confers the power of the Negation Verb, allowing him to cast small binding spells that prevent people from taking certain actions by saying "don't", "can't", and similar verbs. His spells typically last between five and ten minutes, unless he uses the word "never".


A tall, lanky man with big ears and floppy brown hair. Wears red and blue tights and a blue domino mask.


Younger brother of Gerund Girl, boyfriend of Lone Boy. Friends with Stature Queen and her partner Posture Prince, as well as Silver Girl.