Crystal the Receptionist

Crystal is a receptionist created by a telephone game between Hubert Bartels, Martin Phipps and Ken Schmidt.
Alter Ego:	N/A
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	None
Status:
Usability:	Free For Use

History

Crystal was one of the first two receptionists to work at the LNHQ, alongside Fred.

Her workload was lightened when Tsar Chasm hired Kyoko Ishikawa, Lester O'Brien, and Bart Sears as additional receptionists.

At some point before Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 1 #70, she quit the job; however, this didn't save her from being taken hostage by Ironcast of the Youngstuds, and rescued by Irony Man.

Powers and Abilities

Skill in the secretarial arts, ability to put up with these clowns.

Appearance

Doesn't seem to have ever been described.

Relationships

Captain Cleanup is her brother. She's occasionally dated Fred.

Notes

According to this thread, Crystal's origins are: Hubert Bartels used an anonymous LNHQ receptionist in Tales of the LNH #286; Martin Phipps remembered the character as female, and used said unnamed female receptionist repeatedly; and Ken Schmidt named her Crystal in LNH Comics Presents #4.

Appearances

• First Appearance (anonymous): Tales of the LNH #286
• First Appearance (unnamed but gendered): The Dumbest Legion Stories Ever Told
• Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 1 #3, 70
• Deja Dude and Master Blaster #1
• The Coming of Elvis Man #2
• Dramatic Intro (After a Fashion)
• The Good Guys #2
• First Appearance (named): LNH Comics Presents #4 (mentioned)
• LNH Comics Presents #5 (mentioned)
• Teens in Trenchcoats #2 (mentioned)
• Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #44
• Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #50 (flashback)